Post by wtflove on Mar 11, 2009 20:41:28 GMT -5
INSPIRED FROM OUR (Me, Aiden, Liz) PICK-UP LINE BATTLE!
Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE?
Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy!
Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones
Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET.
Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a dildo
Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead!
Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D
Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar
Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden
Aiden: thx
Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours
Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes
Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you.
Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE?
Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low.
Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing.
Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you
Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you?
Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day
Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU
Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree
Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode
Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises
Liz: LOL
Serena: Haha
Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep
Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles
Serena: Aiden wins.
Aiden: What do you say I take my flag to your base and SCORE?
Serena: Baby, do you play video games? Cuz you could be my Final Fantasy!
Aiden: You remind me of a game of Tetris; you always want the long ones
Liz: I HAVEN’T POSTED ANY YET.
Serena: Fine; wait until Liz posts twice or be beaten in the head with a dildo
Liz: Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead!
Liz: Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Serena: If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with you. ;D
Aiden: Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar
Liz: XDXD Nice one Aiden
Aiden: thx
Liz: If I were a clefairy, I’d doubleslap that ass of yours
Serena: I know how Mario must feel because I really wanna clean your pipes
Liz: Lemme call you Silent Hill cuz things will really get freaky when I’m inside you.
Aiden: WoW pick up line! NICE PANTS BABY WHAT’S THE DROP RATE?
Liz: WoW FTW! Why don’t you seduce me? My resistance is low.
Aiden: Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It lasts about 10 seconds and you won’t feel a thing.
Serena: HALO pick up line: I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you
Serena: I usually press “X” to pick up items; can I do the same for you?
Serena: Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Aiden: I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day
Aiden: I COMBO BREAK YOU
Liz: When I came near you, the announcer said “Unfreakin’ believable!” I would have to agree
Serena: I’m like a plasma grenade; Once I’m on top of you, you’ll explode
Serena: I would like access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
Liz: I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
Aiden: You’re just like an RPG! I can’t wait to take you home, unwrap you, put it in, and then grind away until the sun rises
Liz: LOL
Serena: Haha
Aiden: If you go out with me, I’ll treat you like how I treat my pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home, and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep
Aiden: I’m having the urge to grow several penis tentacles
Serena: Aiden wins.
