Conversations you remember

[wtflove]

Be it convos full of win, convos full of fail, or convos of the WTF-ing kind. Doesn't matter if it's in real life or on the interwebs


Online with Aiden + Liz in a chatroom (FROM THE SUMMER <333)

Liz: I want a bunny so bad, so post pictures of the cutest ickle bunny you have ever seen.
Liz: www.haethor.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bunny11.jpg
Liz: www.spareroom.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/CUTE1fin.jpg
Aiden: img9.imageshack.us/img9/2931/bunny91874.jpg
Serena: img26.imageshack.us/img26/4923/cutestbunnyever.jpg
Liz: I hate both of you.

Serena: so I was in this Vietnamese restaurant and they have this little Buddha shrine with incest and it was nasty
Aiden: LOL FAIL
Serena: wait wut?
Liz: OMG INCEST?!
Aiden: SERENA YOU SICK FUCK
Aiden: I BET YOU LIKED IT YOU DIRTY WHORE
Serena: … D:

Liz: what’s the most fucked up moment you’ve experienced?
Aiden: They played I kissed a girl by katy perry at a club
Serena: what’s wrong with that?
Aiden: it was an all male gay club.

Liz: well my parents are still wary of him but I don’t know why… I mean, he’s nice, he has a job, he works hard
Aiden: Maybe it’s the fact that he’s 25 and you’re 17??
Serena: and the fact that the two of you have done it in your parents room??
Aiden: and your parents walked in and chased him out threatening to call the police??
Liz: HE’S NOT 25 MY GOD HE’S 27!!! D= <

Aiden: You’re so bad at Persona 3, you’re always free on Sunday
Serena: You’re so bad at FF7, you got a date with your right hand!
Liz: You’re so bad at video games, I LAUGH AT YOU
Aiden: ……………
Aiden: dude, what the fuck Liz? GTFO KKTHXBYE

We have a tendency to pick on Liz

[twiddle]

Poor Liz...

[Cinder]

Smasher Cinder (11:52:44 PM): Hey, Tommy...
CyberFish45 (11:52:50 PM): ?


Auto Response from Smasher Cinder (11:52:51 PM): DO A BARREL ROLL!!!


CyberFish45 (11:52:56 PM): XD
Smasher Cinder (11:52:58 PM): :B

CyberFish45 (11:54:28 PM):

Auto Response from Smasher Cinder (11:53:42 PM): USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!!!


Smasher Cinder (11:54:42 PM): Lawl
CyberFish45 (11:55:00 PM): And there's more than one way to interpret that
Smasher Cinder (11:55:51 PM): If by boost, you mean Viagra, then yes...
Smasher Cinder (11:56:04 PM): Well, it IS a boost...
CyberFish45 (11:56:22 PM): Well that's one way! XD
CyberFish45 (11:56:48 PM): But imagine having your partner scream that during mid-sex :3
Smasher Cinder (11:57:03 PM): Best...
Smasher Cinder (11:57:07 PM): Sex...
Smasher Cinder (11:57:09 PM): EVAR
Smasher Cinder (11:58:01 PM): "OHHHH!!! YESYESYES!!! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!! f*** ME!!! f***f***FU--USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!!!"
CyberFish45 (11:58:21 PM): LAWL!!!
CyberFish45 (11:58:52 PM): Imagine your neighbor next door waking up to that :3
CyberFish45 (11:58:58 PM): In an apartment
Smasher Cinder (11:59:22 PM): "*knocks on wall* DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"
CyberFish45 (11:59:36 PM): XDXD
CyberFish45 (11:59:59 PM): "OH MY GOD!!! I-I'M GONNA CUM!!! USE THE BREAK!!!"
Smasher Cinder (12:00:30 AM): Tommy...
Smasher Cinder (12:00:44 AM): We just turned StarFox into an innuendo...
Smasher Cinder (12:00:47 AM): We
Smasher Cinder (12:00:51 AM): Are
Smasher Cinder (12:00:53 AM): AWESOME
CyberFish45 (12:01:05 AM): :3
CyberFish45 (12:01:35 AM): And then everything gets quiet...*knocks on wall* "SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ!!!"
Smasher Cinder (12:02:02 AM): ...
Smasher Cinder (12:02:11 AM): The babies are still on the grill...
Smasher Cinder (12:02:18 AM): And they're not crying anymore...
Smasher Cinder (12:02:33 AM): *turns them over*
Smasher Cinder (12:02:40 AM): Want one?
CyberFish45 (12:03:12 AM): *looks at one of the babies* Why so SERIOUS!?

[twiddle]

eeeewww...

[Cyberfish]

What?

They're not REAL babies. ^_^

[wtflove]

Liz: My favorite position is missionary I feel as if me and my boyfriend really connect
Serena: My favorite position is upside down and backwards in a shark tank. It takes my breath away, gets the blood rushing, and I don’t have to look into those eyes filled with shame
Aiden: My favorite position is buttsecks with glitter and rhinestone-filled, glow-in-the-dark lube while skydiving. The rhinestones make the sex rougher, plus we’ll appear to be a falling star so when little children look at us, they don’t know they’re looking at gay porn.

Liz: BTW Aiden, I’m curious – my boyfriend and I wanna try anal… what does it feel like?
Aiden: It feels like a dick in your butt.

[Cybersex chat]
Victim: wat u look liek???
Aiden: I’m 5’8” with long blond hair and stunning blue eyes, D-cup breasts, a great ass, good figure, and I give great head ;D
Aiden: what about you?
Victim: Im 5’10 with brown hair and brown eys and I work out abit
Aiden: sexy
Victim: u start
Aiden: I climb on top of you, making out with you
Victim: mmmm yeah
Aiden: I begin to move to your pants, slowly pulling them off as I nuzzle the bulge from under your boxers
Victim: yeah baby
Aiden: As I remove your box, I lean in until my mouth almost touches your cock
Victim: mmmm cmon baby treat me gooood
Victim: hurry up baby
Aiden: I open my mouth as I spit acid on your dick, causing it to painfully disintegrate; the Mortal Kombat theme begins to play as I look at you, screaming “FATALITY!” My entire body morphs into that of Shang Tsung as I look at you, my laughter booming.
Victim: wtf?!?!
Victim: FUCK WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Aiden: I punch you in the chest and rip out your heart, waving in the air as my trophy
Victim: fuck im out
Aiden: In a fit of joy and frenzy, I blow my load on you
Aiden: Fufufu, that was hot baby
Aiden: Wanna have another go?

[twiddle]

Laaaaawl

[Cinder]

Smasher Cinder (7:35:38 PM): HOLY SHAT
Smasher Cinder (7:35:45 PM): Brawl+ is gaining momentum
CyberFish45 (7:36:38 PM): As it should
CyberFish45 (7:36:42 PM): After all...
CyberFish45 (7:36:55 PM): It IS an improvement of Brawl :3
Smasher Cinder (7:37:52 PM): So is Hello Kitty Island Adventures...
Smasher Cinder (7:37:54 PM): Your point?
CyberFish45 (7:38:08 PM): ...
CyberFish45 (7:38:11 PM): Okay...
CyberFish45 (7:38:16 PM): Now THAT was win...
Smasher Cinder (7:38:21 PM): :B

Is there anything that's NOT an improvement over Brawl?

[Cyberfish]

Well, there are some people I could mention...

:B

[Cinder]

Smasher Cinder (11:37:40 PM): JAY BEAT DRAKE'S FORTUNE
Smasher Cinder (11:37:44 PM): YOU HAD TO BE THERE MAN
Smasher Cinder (11:37:47 PM): IT WAS EPIC
Smasher Cinder (11:37:51 PM): IT WAS SPECTACULAR
Smasher Cinder (11:38:00 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:03 PM): Geez
Smasher Cinder (11:38:13 PM): I'm turning into the next Billy Mays...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:17 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:38:28 PM): ORDER NOW FOR JUST $19.95!!
Smasher Cinder (11:38:34 PM): BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:38:50 PM): CALL IN THE NEXT HALF A SECOND, AND WE'LL INCLUDE *shot*
CyberFish45 (11:41:34 PM): HI!!! I'M BILLY MAYS INTRODUCING THE NEW ONE-OF-A-KIND PRODUCT!!! INTRODUCING THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER!!! YOU CAN USE 'EM FOR ANY EVENT: PICNICS, WEDDINGS, MURDER SPREES, YOU NAME IT!!! WITH THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER, YOU CAN GRIND JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!!! LONDON BROIL, RIBS, HUMAN BONES!!! THE PORTABLE MEAT GRINDER WILL TURN IT INTO A SOFT MEAL THAT EVEN THE TEETHLESS CAN EAT!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:41:53 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:42:01 PM): <3
Smasher Cinder (11:45:09 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (11:45:11 PM): BUT WAIT
Smasher Cinder (11:45:15 PM): THERE'S MORE!!!
Smasher Cinder (11:45:42 PM): CALL IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES, AND WE'LL INCLUDE A BAG OF WESTBORO BAPTISTS TO TEST OUT YOUR NEW MEAT GRINDER!!!

Smasher Cinder (12:01:14 AM): Hmmmm...
Smasher Cinder (12:01:46 AM): I'm looking over this list of how many points you get on your driving record (y'know, the points you DON'T want)
Smasher Cinder (12:01:48 AM): ...
Smasher Cinder (12:01:54 AM): Children: 50 points
Smasher Cinder (12:02:01 AM): Pedestrians: 20 points
Smasher Cinder (12:02:12 AM): Elderly: 25 points
Smasher Cinder (12:02:17 AM): Pets: 10 points
Smasher Cinder (12:02:23 AM): ...
Smasher Cinder (12:02:27 AM): Wait, what's this?
Smasher Cinder (12:02:58 AM): "Westboro Baptists: We'll clear your record and recommend you for the Nobel Peace Prize"
Smasher Cinder (12:03:01 AM):
Smasher Cinder (12:03:07 AM): *gets in Jeep*
Smasher Cinder (12:03:14 AM): VROOOM VROOOM
CyberFish45 (12:03:16 AM): XD
CyberFish45 (12:03:23 AM): So...what does it say about Jennys?
Smasher Cinder (12:03:49 AM): "Jennys: We'll send you a hooker"
Smasher Cinder (12:03:51 AM): ...
CyberFish45 (12:04:01 AM): ...
CyberFish45 (12:04:06 AM): *gets in van*
CyberFish45 (12:04:10 AM): VROOM VROOM

Yes, I get great amounts of joy from bashing the Westboro Baptists

[cangel]

(7:29 PM) Cassie: Kradie is ignoring my questttion
(7:29 PM) Cassie: abouttt where I can get
(7:29 PM) Cassie: me a babyyyy! =[
(7:29 PM) Amy: cause i wanted to
(7:30 PM) Amy: and lol!
(7:30 PM) Amy: you're not ready to has a baby
(7:30 PM) Cassie: He wont tell me where they come from!
(7:30 PM) Cassie: Sooo
(7:30 PM) Cassie: I asked if they come from Babies R' us and hes ignored it so far =/
(7:31 PM) Cassie: I NEED TO KNOW THESE THNGS
(7:31 PM) Amy: would you like to know cassie
(7:32 PM) Cassie: yeassss, and daddy kradie wont explain to me =/
(7:32 PM) Amy: well seee
(7:32 PM) Amy: when a man and a woman love each other
(7:32 PM) Amy: they get married and they have sex and if they're lucky then the woman gets pregnant and has a baby!
(7:33 PM) Cassie: Whats sexx?
(7:34 PM) Cassie: Can you order it from chinese menu? is that how someon obtains sex?
(7:35 PM) Amy: nooo sillyy
(7:35 PM) Amy: see


And it goes and goes for a while...not sure how appropriate though xD

[Cinder]

XD

Oh, here's one:
Smasher Cinder (11:13:38 PM): *is in a happy mood*
Corn on a Pickle (11:13:55 PM): You finally lose it?!
Smasher Cinder (11:13:56 PM): *dances*
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:01 PM): Whooo!
Smasher Cinder (11:14:01 PM): >.>
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:03 PM): -dances with-
Smasher Cinder (11:14:15 PM): Damn post lag
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:22 PM): Oh.
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:24 PM): So...
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:25 PM): You didn't.
Smasher Cinder (11:14:28 PM): No
Smasher Cinder (11:14:34 PM): No I didn't
Corn on a Pickle (11:14:35 PM): Well GTFO then.
Smasher Cinder (11:14:39 PM): *GTFO's*

[cangel]

LOL^

Heres the rest...its kind of long though

(7:36 PM) Amy: sex is when a mans penis goes into a womans vagina and the penis emits sperm into the woman, and the sperm swim around inside of her body looking for eggs, and when a sperm finds an egg, they merge together to create a baby.
(7:36 PM) Cassie: whats a penis?
(7:36 PM) Cassie: ohhh it lets sperm out
(7:36 PM) Cassie: sperm is like a fish?
(7:36 PM) Cassie: MEN HAVE PONDS?
(7:36 PM) Cassie: is that what a penis is
(7:36 PM) Amy: you should search penis on google images
(7:37 PM) Cassie: a fancy pond?
(7:37 PM) Amy: and actually sperm is more like a tadpole
(7:37 PM) Amy: in my opinion anyways
(7:37 PM) Cassie: Ohhh so babies come from young frogs?
(7:37 PM) Cassie: WHAT IF IT TURNS INOT A FROG?
(7:37 PM) Cassie: then what? O.o
(7:38 PM) Cassie: is that how we have froggies?
(7:38 PM) Amy: noooo sillyy
(7:38 PM) Cassie: and the froggie leaves its mommie
(7:38 PM) Cassie: to go to a pond
(7:38 PM) Amy: they're people tadpoles
(7:39 PM) Cassie: ohhhh. ok. so the daddys tadpole leaves his pond and goes into....a farina?
(7:39 PM) Cassie: whats a womes farina?
(7:39 PM) Amy: lol wut? farina? i think you mean vagina silly
(7:40 PM) Cassie: Oh
(7:40 PM) Amy: and yes! and it goes up into her...egg sack. i don't really know the details of this part.
(7:40 PM) Cassie: VAGINA
(7:40 PM) Cassie: Whats a vagina like?
(7:40 PM) Cassie: another pond?
(7:40 PM) Cassie: egg sack?
(7:40 PM) Amy: but the little people tadpole swims around and finds a egg
(7:40 PM) Cassie: MOMMIES ARE CHICKENS?
(7:40 PM) Cassie: Are babies hatched then?
(7:40 PM) Amy: take your pants off and look between your legs
(7:40 PM) Amy: they're people eggs though
(7:41 PM) Cassie: like people tadpoles that come from daddy ponds?
(7:41 PM) Cassie: so mommie chicken and daddy froggie makes babby people?
(7:41 PM) Amy: exactly!
(7:41 PM) Cassie: But theres not alot of froggies anymore
(7:41 PM) Cassie: and my daddies not green o.O
(7:41 PM) Cassie: and mommie oesnt have a beak
(7:41 PM) Amy: of course not
(7:41 PM) Amy: cause your daddys a people frog
(7:42 PM) Amy: and your mommys a people chicken
(7:42 PM) Cassie: soooo daddie tadpole turn into mommie chicken inside of momies gi....ra nad her sack of eggs?
(7:43 PM) Amy: ...
(7:43 PM) Amy: basically
(7:43 PM) Amy: and out pops little baby people cassie!
(7:43 PM) Cassie: out where?
(7:44 PM) Cassie: daddies pond
(7:44 PM) Amy: noo out mommys vagina
(7:44 PM) Amy: you come out the same way part of you went it
(7:44 PM) Amy: in*
(7:44 PM) Cassie: ohhhhh
(7:44 PM) Cassie: and then the egg hatches
(7:45 PM) Cassie: and then
(7:45 PM) Cassie: HELLO BABY!
(7:46 PM) Amy: well the egg isn't a shell. it's like a....balloon!
(7:46 PM) Amy: and yes
(7:46 PM) Amy: the ballon pops, and then
(7:46 PM) Amy: HELLO BABY
(7:46 PM) Cassie: A balooooon?
(7:46 PM) Cassie: MOMIES GET BALOONS IN THEM?
(7:46 PM) Cassie: Is there a CARNIVAL there?
(7:47 PM) Cassie: I want to go to the carnival
(7:47 PM) Cassie: Oh pleaswe please please
(7:47 PM) Amy: noo no carnival
(7:47 PM) Cassie: baloon animals!!!
(7:47 PM) Amy: just a balloon that gets bigger as the baby gets bigger
(7:48 PM) Cassie: ITS A BIRTHDAY PARTY? THERE
(7:48 PM) Cassie: WITH A CLOWN
(7:48 PM) Cassie: OHHH NOW I REALLLY WANNN GO
(7:48 PM) Cassie: I LOVEEE BIRTHDAY PARTIES
(7:48 PM) Cassie: I want a baloon mommie froggie
(7:48 PM) Cassie: and
(7:48 PM) Cassie: OOPS
(7:48 PM) Cassie: I want a baloon mommie chicken
(7:48 PM) Cassie: and
(7:48 PM) Cassie: a baloon daddie froggie
(7:49 PM) Cassie: and Ill use those
(7:49 PM) Cassie: to get a balolon baby
(7:49 PM) Cassie: and then Ill pop it
(7:49 PM) Cassie: and ILL HAVE A BAB:Y!!
(7:50 PM) Amy: noo
(7:50 PM) Amy: you can't make babys out of balloons
(7:50 PM) Amy: not real babys anyways
(7:50 PM) Cassie: but you said
(7:50 PM) Cassie: baloon...
(7:50 PM) Cassie: pop
(7:50 PM) Cassie: HELLLPO BABY
(7:51 PM) Amy: yesss, but see. that kind of balloon, can only be made by a woman.
(7:51 PM) Cassie: Oh
(7:51 PM) Cassie: Ill go ask mommmie if i can have her baloon
(7:51 PM) Cassie: and daddie if I can have his pond
(7:51 PM) Cassie: anddd then
(7:51 PM) Cassie: po;p
(7:51 PM) Cassie: HELLLLO BABY!
(7:52 PM) Amy: oh noooo
(7:52 PM) Amy: you can't have either
(7:52 PM) Amy: cause see
(7:52 PM) Amy: each baby has its own balloon. they can't be made without first making a baby
(7:52 PM) Amy: and if you had your daddys pond
(7:52 PM) Amy: that would be incest
(7:53 PM) Cassie: Insects arent bad!!
(7:53 PM) Cassie: I likee ladybugs
(7:53 PM) Cassie: worms are gross
(7:54 PM) Cassie: but i dont think those are insects
(7:54 PM) Cassie: I wouldnt mind a insect baby
(7:54 PM) Amy: noo incest
(7:54 PM) Amy: that's when family members make babys together. it's not ok
(7:55 PM) Cassie: why notttt?
(7:55 PM) Cassie: if the familyyys pretty
(7:55 PM) Cassie: then you can has a pretty babie :]
(7:55 PM) Cassie: can mommies and sissys make babiees
(7:55 PM) Cassie: or daddie and brosss make babies?

(7:56 PM) Amy: never everrrr.
(7:56 PM) Amy: not alone anyways
(7:56 PM) Cassie: ohhhh
(7:56 PM) Cassie: you can has moreee than two people amk a baby
(7:56 PM) Amy: cause otherwise
(7:56 PM) Cassie: that sounds fun
(7:57 PM) Amy: you just have 2 ponds
(7:57 PM) Cassie: ^_^
(7:57 PM) Amy: or no ponds
(7:57 PM) Amy: and you only can have one pond
(7:57 PM) Cassie: HAVE A LOT OF BALOONS AND PONDS AND THROW A PONSIDE PARTY WHERE EVERYONES ALLOWED ACCESS TO THE POND IF 3WANTED! I WANNA GOOOOOOOO TO A BALLON AND POND PARTY WITH PEOPLE! think there will be milkkk and oreos there?
(7:58 PM) Amy: i love oreos
(7:58 PM) Amy: i like dunking them in milk xD
(8:01 PM) Amy: i have to go cassieee

[wtflove]

Apr 4, 2009 17:24:09 GMT -5 cangel said:

(7:33 PM) Cassie: Whats sexx?
(7:34 PM) Cassie: Can you order it from chinese menu? is that how someon obtains sex?

Oh no, you didn't bitch.

[Cinder]

Apr 5, 2009 16:52:06 GMT -5 wtflove said:

Apr 4, 2009 17:24:09 GMT -5 cangel said:

(7:33 PM) Cassie: Whats sexx?
(7:34 PM) Cassie: Can you order it from chinese menu? is that how someon obtains sex?

Oh no, you didn't bitch.

Please, Serena, don't start anything...she didn't mean any harm...

Anyway

Smasher Cinder (9:57:06 PM): humourpic.com/image/75/ctrl-v
CyberFish45 (9:57:45 PM): XD
CyberFish45 (9:58:15 PM): Enlighten me, though; what DOES Ctrl+V do?
Smasher Cinder (9:58:20 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (9:58:25 PM): Paste
Smasher Cinder (9:58:28 PM): ...
CyberFish45 (9:58:32 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (9:58:39 PM): Tommy
Smasher Cinder (9:58:44 PM): Did you have a muffin today?