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Post by BarkAtTheMoon on Feb 2, 2009 23:25:15 GMT -5
Hello, my fellow intelligent peoples. I'm once again back to terrorize and freak all of you people out horribly and twistedly. I would advise you to brace yourself. I've got you in my jaws, and I'm about to swallow you whole.
So, as you may have guessed, I am Garou, aka Glenn, aka BarkAtTheMoon (sometimes with a 6 in there), aka that nerdy guy over there who likes vore. Yes, I said vore.
So, hi. You'll be happy to know that besides eating people, I am basically your all around nerd, into anime and video games and shit; often laughing at jokes that do not exist and talking to myself when no one else is around. As usual with the nerd stereotype, I speak an oddball foreign language: Japanese. Though, I do dabble in some others including Italian, French, and German. No Spanish though. I would be utterly USELESS in Mexico -.-;
I am also a furry... and a pervert... and a satanist. So BACK OFF all ye children of light, lest thy souls be stolen by I, the beast of the sea.
AWAY! For I am the dragon and the wolf, the serpent and the bat, the tiger and the raven, the scorpion and the alligator. Maybe with some bear thrown in there as well.
*Tips hat* Ah... but alas... *cocks gun* Even after all this, there is no escape for you *points and fires gun*
ANYWAYS, now that I'm here, I can make you all cringe in terror before me and my darkness.
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Post by TheBlackCrow on Feb 3, 2009 20:20:12 GMT -5
Oh Glenn
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Post by BarkAtTheMoon on Feb 3, 2009 20:26:35 GMT -5
JAY!!! ^_^
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Post by twiddle on Feb 3, 2009 21:34:25 GMT -5
Glenn, stop it. You aren't special. You aren't weird. You are average. You are normal. You are just as normal as everyone else on this planet. You fill every stereotype just in the act of nonconformity. You now have to deal with the fact that everything about you is generic no matter how hard you try to be "odd" or "different". You are going to live a boring normal life and die a boringly normal death. Love it. Accept it.
BTW I'm never letting you eat peanut butter ever again.
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Post by BarkAtTheMoon on Feb 3, 2009 22:39:03 GMT -5
Trey, you stop it. Believe it or not, you don't know everything, and you are NOT the authority on everything that has to do with what is and is not weird or "normal." Nothing is normal. You are the kind of person that takes everything they don't understand and shoves it off or makes up some roundabout excuse for why a person is what they are or acts the way they do. Yet you never stop to think that a person maybe is that way simply because that's the way they are. And, yes, I know I will live a for the most part generic life, but every life is different. I imagine your life will be a particularly boring one as well, perhaps maybe more so based on what you're saying.
As for the peanut butter, I will eat all the fuckin' peanut butter I want. I like it.
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Post by Cinder on Feb 3, 2009 23:23:01 GMT -5
Guise, I haz an idea...
If you have a conflict with someone, take it to PM's, prz...
And btw, Glenn, the peanut butter remark was referring to the time you double dipped a fucking knife in my dad's peanut butter...we threw it out, btw...
But please...I know there've been some hard feelings lately...let's not let it get out of hand...like I said, a PM will suffice...
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Post by twiddle on Feb 4, 2009 14:34:20 GMT -5
As you already know, Glenn, is that yesterday's "oddities" are today's norm. The fact that you fail to grasp that worries me deeply... and yes, I have a boring life. I've come to terms with that, as has the rest of the world. And I love how you think people don't understand you Glenn. We get it. You're a "Depraved child with horrible parents who moans and moans about how "weird" he is and how "bad" his life is". We get it Glenn... you obviously crave attention something fierce.... good job. Now, instead of keeping up this facade you managed to apply I suggest you do what every other "depraved" or "odd" child on the internet does.... and blog about your shit elsewhere. I know for a fact I'm not an "authority" on the matter... but Forrest fuckin' Gump could see through your shit. Now go play some fuckin' ping pong and get those retarded thoughts out of your system. I'm done with this argument. I'll leave you be so you can go ry yourself to sleep with a jar of peanut butter. Post all you want, but I'm done. I know nothing that I say... of all people... with influence you a bit... but keep in mind I'm not the only person with these opinions. I do believe that I'll now leave you to cry yourself to sleep in a vat of Peanut Butter... sicko >.>... PEACE  (BTW... you should thank us since we never told Chris's dad about that...) Alright Chris... I'm done. |
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Post by Cinder on Feb 4, 2009 14:48:58 GMT -5
Well good...glad to see you're done, Trey...
Glenn, if you feel the need to reply to what Trey just said, send him a PM, please...I won't hesitate to close this thread if this shit keeps up...
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Post by TheBlackCrow on Feb 4, 2009 15:45:00 GMT -5
This thread is SO GOOD!
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Post by twiddle on Feb 6, 2009 22:16:36 GMT -5
SO GOOD!
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Post by omnicloud7strife on Feb 8, 2009 0:47:21 GMT -5
I AM THE RESIDENT PERVERT ON ALL FORUMS! DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND TAKE THAT FROM ME! FOR I AM THE PERVERT KING! Seriously. If there were an island of pervs... I'd be the... Okay, you know what? That analogy is TERRIFYING. Just try and imagine an entire society of perverts. There'd be like... 4 chicks to every 269 mens. That is not a good ratio, dear sirs. NOT GOOD AT ALL! Okay. SO! Welcome.  Hope everything goes well here for ya. ^_^! |
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Post by BarkAtTheMoon on Apr 4, 2009 16:25:31 GMT -5
lol whatever XD
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Post by wtflove on Apr 5, 2009 16:48:29 GMT -5
Nani?
fufufufufu
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Hope everything goes well here for ya. ^_^!