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Post by Cinder on Mar 5, 2009 23:41:04 GMT -5
Ah, here's a classic...
The rules are simple...I'll make a wish to start, and the next person will corrupt that wish (i.e.: grant it but cause some kind of living hell for me) and make one of their own...this cycle will continue for as long as we have ideas...
So, I'll think of a random wish off the top of my head to get things started...
Hmmm...
I wish I didn't forget things so easily...
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Post by wtflove on Mar 7, 2009 0:21:23 GMT -5
Granted; you will remember and replay everything that will happen in the future, from losing your job, getting raped by fat anime nerds, and waking up in a tub filled with ice with a note saying "I O U KIDNEYS" attached to your face.
I wish I could hang out with friends more often.
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Post by Cinder on Mar 7, 2009 23:53:34 GMT -5
Granted...
You just got sent to prison for life, and your friends visit you all the time...
I wish the Westboro Baptists would all drop dead...
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Post by twiddle on Mar 8, 2009 20:54:01 GMT -5
Granted, but they decide to spend their after life getting back at you in a spiritual form (aka haunting)
I wish I was better at Street Fighter.
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Post by wtflove on Mar 9, 2009 19:19:51 GMT -5
Granted - you get better by playing 24/7 and start closing yourself off from the world, becoming isolated from friends and family.
I wish I got to hang out with Trey more often D:
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Post by twiddle on Mar 9, 2009 20:30:30 GMT -5
Granted, but Trey gets hit on by other girls all the time and you must RECOVER!
I wish I had my own bible...
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Post by Cinder on Mar 9, 2009 21:00:45 GMT -5
Granted, but your followers are persecuted and every copy of your Bible gets burned...
I wish MLG would get the fuck off of Smashboards
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Post by wtflove on Mar 10, 2009 21:08:03 GMT -5
Granted; they come to H4xorz and ruin the boards FOREVUH.
I wish for a new iPod with more space. =w=
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Post by twiddle on Mar 11, 2009 20:53:42 GMT -5
Granted, but it's filled with the Jonas Brothers.
I wish I was a bit taller.
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Post by wtflove on Mar 11, 2009 21:06:10 GMT -5
Granted - I give you stilts.
I wish for a hug
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Post by twiddle on Mar 11, 2009 21:08:48 GMT -5
Granted, but it's a spinny hug and you throw up.
I wish I had bigger hands.
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Post by wtflove on Mar 11, 2009 21:11:45 GMT -5
Granted; you crush my hands and I can never play piano again, thus leading me to become depressed and I jump in front of a wild pack of antelopes and die.
I wish for a kiss o3o
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Post by twiddle on Mar 11, 2009 21:13:05 GMT -5
Granted. You have aids.
I wish for a bigger DICK!
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Post by wtflove on Mar 11, 2009 21:14:44 GMT -5
Granted; it's so big it shoots out of your pants when you get an erection and pokes out everyone's eyes. As a result, you have no friends.
I wish for some Taro Bubble tea <3
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Post by twiddle on Mar 11, 2009 21:16:58 GMT -5
Granted, but it's laced with Steven Hawking's Semen.
I wish for a butterfinger...that's right.
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