Post by Cyberfish on Feb 18, 2009 21:14:02 GMT -5
A new species of "human", that is. Take note that this species is extremely rare meaning it's endangered and killing it, despite that fact that you'd be doing a world a favor, is illegal. (along with killing every other human, but this one will seriously hurt your rep with its sympathizers.)
I believe it's called a "Jenny", also the term used for a female donkey. Quite appropriate, if I may add :]. I believe it's real name is "Jennifer Szablak" since it was first discovered by the Russians. (can't blame them for sending it over here >>. It's scientific name is "Jennius Annoyus"
I have so many stories about this fascinating, yet oblivious creature, but they're all very repetitive since they're about the Jenny's serious anger issues and habits so freaky and annoying that you would all literally die from laughing so hard.
Warning: avoid at all costs; this creature is known for killing humor with its laughter, its voice that makes you want to say "shut the hell up", its lesbian-like social skills, and its unnatural ability to get angry at the most ridiculous subjects
But, if you feel bold and wish to annoy the creature, here's a list on the easiest ways to annoy it.
1. Call it a "Jennifer"; it hates its real name with a passion and prefers to be called a "Jenny". Calling it a "Jennifer" will result in the creature exploding with claims of people "picking on her". If you wish to do this effectively, make sure you're in a large crowd and out of view. Otherwise, you will be attacked with false claims and words that will ruin your reputation (if you care, that is )
2. Eat crunchy food in a quiet room with it. The Jenny relatively enjoys its habit of "concentrating". Eating chips will result in it asking to be moved and claiming it can not do the following. If it knows who the culprit is, it will make a bitch of itself by making demands for you to stop.
3. Call it a racist; the Jenny lives in denial with the fact that it is, indeed, racist towards its own society. Calling it this will result in it screaming it's not. It has also been known to butcher the Japanese (and, occasionally, German) language.
4. Tell it to commit suicide; you'll be doing the world a favor
5. For women: hold your plate of food "like a waitress". The Jenny is not fond of this style of plate-holding and will ask you to stop. Continue doing it to get the response you want.
6. Tell it to shut up while it's ranting; again, you'll be doing the world a favor
I will update as I gain more information on this creature.
I believe it's called a "Jenny", also the term used for a female donkey. Quite appropriate, if I may add :]. I believe it's real name is "Jennifer Szablak" since it was first discovered by the Russians. (can't blame them for sending it over here >>. It's scientific name is "Jennius Annoyus"
I have so many stories about this fascinating, yet oblivious creature, but they're all very repetitive since they're about the Jenny's serious anger issues and habits so freaky and annoying that you would all literally die from laughing so hard.
Warning: avoid at all costs; this creature is known for killing humor with its laughter, its voice that makes you want to say "shut the hell up", its lesbian-like social skills, and its unnatural ability to get angry at the most ridiculous subjects
But, if you feel bold and wish to annoy the creature, here's a list on the easiest ways to annoy it.
1. Call it a "Jennifer"; it hates its real name with a passion and prefers to be called a "Jenny". Calling it a "Jennifer" will result in the creature exploding with claims of people "picking on her". If you wish to do this effectively, make sure you're in a large crowd and out of view. Otherwise, you will be attacked with false claims and words that will ruin your reputation (if you care, that is )
2. Eat crunchy food in a quiet room with it. The Jenny relatively enjoys its habit of "concentrating". Eating chips will result in it asking to be moved and claiming it can not do the following. If it knows who the culprit is, it will make a bitch of itself by making demands for you to stop.
3. Call it a racist; the Jenny lives in denial with the fact that it is, indeed, racist towards its own society. Calling it this will result in it screaming it's not. It has also been known to butcher the Japanese (and, occasionally, German) language.
4. Tell it to commit suicide; you'll be doing the world a favor
5. For women: hold your plate of food "like a waitress". The Jenny is not fond of this style of plate-holding and will ask you to stop. Continue doing it to get the response you want.
6. Tell it to shut up while it's ranting; again, you'll be doing the world a favor
I will update as I gain more information on this creature.